Well Spoken Martian

A Geek Of Many Things . Music. Films. Gamer. Book Enthusiast. Quoting Machine. History Buff. 80's Obsession. Fashion Fanatic. Theatre. Dancing. Ballet. Positive Outcomes Only.




my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

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She’s not a fucking Pikachu

—Me regarding Kiera 




I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

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